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kase_esel @ 2006-05-13T19:59:00

2006-05-14T00:00:29Z

kase_esel @ 2006-04-24T19:23:00

2006-04-24T23:24:41Z

tofudong427 (7:05:44 PM): can we please make babies?
tofudong427 (7:05:46 PM): an eat them?
soup from stones (7:05:58 PM): it's a date
tofudong427 (7:06:04 PM): haha k thanks
tofudong427 (7:06:17 PM): or should i say kthx like the cool scene kids?
soup from stones (7:06:27 PM): anytime, our babies would be delicious
tofudong427 (7:06:32 PM): DUH
soup from stones (7:06:36 PM): haha kthnx like the scene kids
soup from stones (7:06:41 PM): that's how i do
soup from stones (7:06:46 PM): i'm sooo scene
tofudong427 (7:06:59 PM): DUHz.
tofudong427 (7:07:07 PM): i'm wearing a shirt from urban outfitters and saying kthx
tofudong427 (7:07:10 PM): that makes me more scene
tofudong427 (7:07:21 PM): Kimi's sceneness >>> Elena's sceneness
soup from stones (7:08:06 PM): whatever, i've got my band shirt and my chucks...i'm living it like you never could pozer
tofudong427 (7:08:47 PM): haha ok well i haev my camrizzle and i'm taking black and white pictures of fractions on my face artistically juxtaposed against a pile of poop, real live human poop
tofudong427 (7:09:01 PM): so i'm pretty sure i win
soup from stones (7:09:46 PM): i'm pretty sure i win because i already posted mine on myspace
tofudong427 (7:10:05 PM): ok well i posted mine on myspace AND livejournal
tofudong427 (7:10:06 PM): twice.
tofudong427 (7:10:29 PM): also i made a cake in the shape of a heart and it had tears and i cut it down the middle with a steak knife
tofudong427 (7:10:44 PM): and then brought it to school and offered people a piece of my broken, crying heart.
tofudong427 (7:10:48 PM): so i think i extra win
soup from stones (7:11:40 PM): i think i'll have to give you that one
tofudong427 (7:11:51 PM): ok god.
tofudong427 (7:11:52 PM): *good
tofudong427 (7:11:59 PM): as long as my superiority is understood
soup from stones (7:12:02 PM): haha
soup from stones (7:12:19 PM): scene-ority
tofudong427 (7:12:28 PM): ahahah
soup from stones (7:12:31 PM): and i think i just won regardless because i'm crying because i lost
soup from stones (7:12:40 PM): and writing poetry
tofudong427 (7:12:40 PM): ok well i'm uhhh crying on the inside
soup from stones (7:12:46 PM): about hearts and guns
tofudong427 (7:12:47 PM): in fact, my viens are filling up with tears
tofudong427 (7:12:50 PM): because my heart is crying
tofudong427 (7:12:54 PM): because i'm so scene
tofudong427 (7:13:43 PM): and well i'm writing poetry about the rain and how it sensually caressed the rocky sidewalk on the way home today and made me part my hair on the side.
tofudong427 (7:13:49 PM): and scream out KTHX
soup from stones (7:14:20 PM): haha poetry is for fags
tofudong427 (7:15:24 PM): SHUT UP JUST BECAUSE I"M A FAG
tofudong427 (7:15:26 PM): don't be mean to me
tofudong427 (7:15:28 PM): ok no gay bashing
tofudong427 (7:15:32 PM): real scene kids don't gay bash
tofudong427 (7:15:36 PM): what are you thinking
tofudong427 (7:15:51 PM): ugh you're such a p0zEr
soup from stones (7:16:06 PM): um some of my best friends are gay, real scene kids have gay friends and gay bash, get over it
tofudong427 (7:16:10 PM): why don't you just go and cry in the corner in a knit sweater over 7 layers of clothes.
soup from stones (7:16:27 PM): or i could just buy it from Goodwill, that's so much more scene
tofudong427 (7:16:54 PM): yea well i lost my virginity in a bin at goodwill
tofudong427 (7:16:58 PM): i mean
tofudong427 (7:17:01 PM): i held hands for the first time
tofudong427 (7:17:09 PM): i don't have sex because i'm STRAIGHT EDGE
tofudong427 (7:17:18 PM): hXc sXe
tofudong427 (7:17:19 PM): duh
soup from stones (7:18:16 PM): yeah straight edge is for poserz who think they don't need drugs and alcohol except they do so that they will stop whining
tofudong427 (7:18:59 PM): yea, you caught me, i'm a closet alcoholic
tofudong427 (7:19:02 PM): DEAL WITH IT
tofudong427 (7:19:06 PM): at least i don't gay bash.
tofudong427 (7:19:20 PM): vaginamuffin.
soup from stones (7:19:41 PM): hahaha
soup from stones (7:20:32 PM): well we'll resume this laterz, i gotta go eat some grub
tofudong427 (7:21:13 PM): kthx
soup from stones (7:21:24 PM): ILOVEYOU<3333heartz!!!!111 kthnxbye
tofudong427 (7:21:39 PM): LOLZ I LOVEYOUMOOOORE

ps. NYU c/o 2010.

kase_esel @ 2006-03-19T01:22:00

2006-03-19T06:28:07Z

picture post, as usual. Including but not limited to Gus and I cutting Praveen's hair, a peachy keen day at the beach and festivites involving tonights concert at regional park OH AND MY OBSCENELY HOT LESBIAN DATE WITH GISELLE.

<img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/kas

2006-03-05T20:09:16Z

kase_esel @ 2006-02-26T19:02:00

2006-02-27T00:01:26Z

Also, I finally passed my driving test and you should all steer clear of the road. bye.

kase_esel @ 2006-02-21T17:01:00

2006-02-21T22:03:03Z

To think, 9 months ago this lady was having hot sex. I would cry myself to sleep every night if she was my mother.

kase_esel @ 2006-02-13T19:18:00

2006-02-14T00:19:42Z

whoever said asians couldn't have uncontrollably frizzy hair was a lying sack of shit.happy valentines day, love-sick assholes. =)

kase_esel @ 2006-02-12T09:35:00

2006-02-12T14:38:46Z

kase_esel @ 2006-02-06T16:44:00

2006-02-06T21:51:12Z

kase_esel @ 2006-01-17T11:23:00

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kase_esel @ 2006-01-17T09:46:00

2006-01-17T14:46:33Z

NECCO® INTRODUCES NEW VALENTINE’S DAY 2006 SWEETHEARTS® CONVERSATION HEART SAYINGS

First-ever Addition of a Preposition and Conjunction Offers New Way to “Spell Out” Love

REVERE, Mass. – (January 11, 2006) – For more than 100 years, romantics have expressed their Valentine’s sentiments with Sweethearts® Conversation Hearts. Today, The New England Confectionery Company (NECCO®) is giving sweethearts a new way to “spell out” their love with the addition of a preposition and conjunction to its timeless mix of traditional and modern Sweethearts sayings. The company is also adding several new sayings to its colorful hearts that celebrate the warmth, comfort, and tradition of home and family. The 10 new 2006 sayings include: To, And, ILU, Home Soon, and Sweet Home.

Over the years, NECCO has introduced Sweethearts sentiments that are inline with current culture, but never before has its mix included grammatical “connectors.” With the addition of To and And, sweethearts can now “spell out” and communicate thoughts such as: ILU And Miss You; Kiss Me To Be Mine; or Love You And Home Soon.

Home truly is where the heart is and this year NECCO will include sayings that reflect the warmth and comfort of home and family and the importance of getting together. These home-themed sayings are intended to bring people you love closer and to encourage families to spend time with each other.

“This is really an exciting year for us,” said Lory Zimbalatti, NECCO’s marketing manager and member of the team that chose the new 2006 Sweethearts candy sayings. “We are always looking for new sayings that inspire and encourage sweethearts to communicate their sentiments in new ways. With the home-inspired theme and the trial addition of a conjunction and preposition the possibilities to connect and express sweet sentiments are endless.”

Additionally, NECCO will offer activities inspired by its signature Sweethearts and other candies on its newly redesigned Web site, www.necco.com. There parents, teachers, and children can find games, recipes, trivia, and historical information. The new Web site also features a virtual tour showing how Sweethearts are made.

Sweethearts Conversation Hearts are fat-free and sodium-free and are one Valentine’s treat that candy lovers young and old can enjoy without guilt. Small hearts have three calories and the large hearts have six calories, making it possible to entice one’s sweetheart with a fun and romantic treat that’s low in calories and has no fat. They are a perfect way for someone to delight their favorite home-body with a sweet indulgence.

While the Sweethearts candy sayings have a new twist each year, NECCO’s basic recipe and the way they are made remains the same. The hearts are produced in two sizes – small and large. Approximately two words with four letters each can be stamped on the small hearts and two words with five letters each can be used on the large hearts.

The concept of Conversation Motto Hearts dates back to the late 1800’s when printed sayings on colored paper were placed in “Cockles,” small crisp candies formed in the shape of a scalloped shell. In 1866, Daniel Chase, brother of Oliver Chase, who founded NECCO in 1847, invented the process, which allows the sayings to be printed directly on the candy. Some of the original sayings that are still included in the more than 100 sayings produced are Be Mine, Be Good, Be True, Kiss Me and Sweet Talk.

NECCO is the oldest continuously run, multi-line candy company that produces classic candy like Sweethearts Conversation Hearts, NECCO® wafers, Mary Jane® and Clark® bars. With more than 100 years of history, Sweethearts Conversation Hearts are the original and top-selling Valentine’s Day treat. Each year, NECCO produces eight billion Sweethearts Conversation Hearts during the six weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day.

NECCO operates three plants that are located in Massachusetts, Wisconsin and Louisiana. These plants produce all the Sweethearts Conversation Hearts made year round to meet the huge demand for the traditional and top selling iconic Valentine’s Day candy.

Yesterday I went and bought a 1.5 pound bag of candy hearts and I was perplexed because I didn't see any new messages, but I just found one that said Dream Team...that was last years theme. Now I'm scared I'm eating stale candy hearts, which would be very dissappointing. I was look forward to them conjunctions.

kase_esel @ 2006-01-16T09:54:00

2006-01-16T14:55:35Z

Look at these kids, don't they look cool? So cool that you, in fact, should want to hang out with them.

That figurine on the wall, from far away, looks like she's holding her own large penis.
Also, yesterday we (giselle, gus, praveen and i) went to the porn store and it was soooo creepy. it was adventerous. as was driving through the everglades...

kase_esel @ 2006-01-11T19:55:00

2006-01-12T00:58:28Z

I...life sucks.theend.

kase_esel @ 2006-01-02T19:26:00

2006-01-03T00:46:59Z

p.s. give it a few minutes aka forever to upload because there's a gazillion(80+?) pictures. However, rumour has it that they load really quick so it might not take forever...
The good thing about montreal is that everytime i go up, one of my aunts/uncles has popped out a baby, except this time there were two...it was intense.

kase_esel @ 2005-12-11T20:01:00

2005-12-12T01:03:09Z

by the way, the two blonde kids are basically the cutest kids in the world.

kase_esel @ 2005-12-05T18:57:00

2005-12-06T00:00:50Z

sooo i get home to find jesse waiting for me at my house, a pleasant surprise indeed. and theeeen we decorated the pie and de-springform panned it and ATE it:

by the way, it was delicious squared. also, i'm having an entirely conversation about underwear with praveen right now, so you should all include something interesting about underwear in your comments.

kase_esel @ 2005-12-04T20:52:00

2005-12-05T01:57:59Z

okok so Jesse and I have had plans for a long time to make this ridiculously amazing pie consisting of a coconut graham crust, a layer of chocolate cheesecake with a layer of key lime pie on top and then topped with a layer of dark chocolate and toooooday we made it. except it's in the fridge cooling overnight so here are exciting pictures of it thus far:
Delicious chocolate cheesecake batter in an equally amazing crust.

Key lime batter-

Our fun, cracked, cooked cheesecake.

andandand the pie with the key lime pie and dark chocolate on top. so tomorrow the conclusion of this adventure shall follow.
Now, a conversation between Praveen and I determining the similarities between the pie and Jesus.

Pravdude23 (8:30:49 PM): what kind of pie?
tofudong427 (8:31:05 PM): chocolate cheesecake in the bottom
tofudong427 (8:31:08 PM): key lime pie on top
tofudong427 (8:31:17 PM): dark chocolate melted and hardened on top of that
tofudong427 (8:31:23 PM): basically, jesus.
Pravdude23 (8:31:39 PM): haha
Pravdude23 (8:31:54 PM): it sounds like you would die if you ate it
tofudong427 (8:32:11 PM): ohhh, like you wouldn't believe
tofudong427 (8:32:16 PM): 2+ sticks of butter in the crust
tofudong427 (8:32:23 PM): along with lots of sweetened coconut!
tofudong427 (8:32:28 PM): but fat free graham crackers
Pravdude23 (8:32:28 PM): haha
Pravdude23 (8:32:33 PM): thats good
tofudong427 (8:32:36 PM): 24 ounces of full fat cream cheese
tofudong427 (8:32:41 PM): a cup of heavy whipping cream
tofudong427 (8:32:44 PM): 6 egg yolks
Pravdude23 (8:32:46 PM): ewww
tofudong427 (8:32:53 PM): ummm a cup of sugar
tofudong427 (8:33:01 PM): yea other good for your arteries ingredients
Pravdude23 (8:35:03 PM): so its both jesus and death
tofudong427 (8:35:08 PM): yes
tofudong427 (8:35:15 PM): which are one in the same, are they not?
tofudong427 (8:35:22 PM): i mean jesus died for you, you die for jesus, blahblahblah
Pravdude23 (8:35:45 PM): and dont they also eat jesus?
Pravdude23 (8:35:58 PM): it makes perfect sense

btw, i hate myself and totally suck at life, the end.

kase_esel @ 2005-12-03T02:58:00

2005-12-03T08:02:54Z

So Gus and Praveen came over today and it was pretty exciting. We were making a ginger bread house from scratch but had lots and lots of dough left over so we made a gingerbread man orgy!
andthenandthenandthen we went to cheesecake factory and came back with chelsea and decorated the gingebread house except gus and chelsea went home praveen and i decorated it and it came out really excited except it looks really retarded in the pictures, but i promise it looks good in person. and it's better because it has like its own little adorable secret known only to a select few...

also, we established that by 2am I lose most of my coherency...yes, indeed. G'night =)

kase_esel @ 2005-11-30T20:53:00

2005-12-01T01:57:10Z

(an arial view of my lap/vagina spewing fire, or at least it appeared so at the time)

and last, but not least, my retarded pidgeon =)

igettoseejessetomorrow,hoooooray!
LE FIN.

kase_esel @ 2005-11-25T19:58:00

2005-11-26T01:01:39Z

soooo i skipped school wednesday, hope you all had fun without me. FAILED MY DRIVING TEST FOR THE SECOND TIME ON TUESDAY. ummm had a puerto rican thanksgiving with the Cruzes=mostamazingfoodEVER. and then coco's dad went to another party but was like don'tworrrry i'll find two don juans to take you girls out dancing! i'll find you girls a good time! and so 4 of coco's cousins show up in two golf carts, piss drunk, to take my sister and i out? and so we went golf carting around to the beach and such in search of this hotel thing but it started raining and lightning like crazy so we pulled over and eventually got lost/went home after lots of being lost. it was pretty...exciting. i suppose. and today=post thanksgiving shopping madness! so my sister and mother and i went crazy at the coach store and polo store, it was pretty intense. and then i went hiking in the jungle- which was kind of random but it was fun. andandand dinner (with mofongo!) and i had like 3 or 4 sangrias so i ended up pretty tipsy(aka drunk) but it didn't last more than like an hour. it was funny i guess but er embarassing. which also makes me the most hypocritical bitch in the world and i probably deserve to cry everynight over my insecurities, so there. ok so um anyways, i hope you are all having a fat and fantastic thanksgiving and i shall post lots and lots and lots of exciting pictures when i get home =)

kase_esel @ 2005-11-19T12:11:00

2005-11-19T17:53:03Z

vomit.

kase_esel @ 2005-11-04T00:38:00

2005-11-04T05:48:31Z

Ok, I know you haven't gotten to read a pictures story, you know, the kid with pictures in the middle of the story with corresponding words, since forever. So I shall recreate my even in such a fashion.
So tonight we had an exciting OC party, comlete with chinese takeout and chocolate milkshakes. but fiiirst, praveen and gus and chelsea came over to make a cheese replication of Seth's head to give to Yuri, who is basically afraid of cheese. So we made a nice mold and filled it with lots and lots of cheese, , and then we baked it and froze it and made a nice face, it actually came out surprisingly well-. Yuh and then we watched OC goodness and made milkshakes and collectively molested an eggplant ("everyone's touched it and 3 people enjoyed it"-anonymous). Yuri, by the way was not receptive of our gift. See, any good person would recieve such a gift and think "Gosh, my friends are so nice, look at all the effort they put into this!" but no, not Yuri. It was more of a "WTF is that, i'm going to go bay watch on your asses now" response, . She also didn't like the milkshake (she'd never had a milkshake before and still, to date, has not ever had macaroni and cheese. This is in fact why she is angry at the world.) The end.

kase_esel @ 2005-11-01T00:46:00

2005-11-01T05:47:24Z

Pot hunting was fun, etc. (Badly needed excitement.)

kase_esel @ 2005-10-31T20:20:00

2005-11-01T01:21:38Z

FUCK

kase_esel @ 2005-10-30T17:41:00

2005-10-30T22:43:21Z

I kind of wish I didn't feel like such a fucking burden. Sorry to be a bother. I think it's high time to lower expectations.